Baldness quotes and hair loss quotes
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald
The cause of baldness in a man is due to dryness of the brain and its shrinking from the skull.
It’s not phony. It’s real hair. Of course, it’s not mine, but it’s real.
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
Marcus Valerius Martial
The greater the hair loss, the greater the psychological cost.
A bald-headed man is seldom found in an insane asylum.
I’m not going bald, I’m just getting more head.
The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library
Better a bald head than no head at all.
Baldness is for women’s crutches, not men’s heads.
Quagmire – Family Guy
I have shaved my head, my flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald
Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man
Short of spending 10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
“That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”
“You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates.”
“I’m not recognized that much. I’m just a bald man in glasses and there’s a rash of them in Dublin. It’d be different if I had a Mohican.”
That car still turns heads. It got a lot of people to listen to a bald-headed old man.
I have learned my lesson. If this was God’s way of telling me that he wants me to go bald, I get the message.
Sometime in the future, I think baldness will be a choice rather than something you have to suffer. Any bald people will have chosen to be bald.
I’m not bald… I’m just taller than my hair.
He makes fuzz come out of my bald patch!
I’d rather be bald than be labeled a cheat.
He’s the kind of guy that when he dies, he’s going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine
Logan P Smith
Look Almost all of us are bald.
You can not pick a bald chicken
A bad haircut is two people’s shame
There’s no question about it – hair-loss syndrome is still a problem
I like to call it ‘active hair loss’ instead of ‘passive hair loss.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
Logan P. Smith
“I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t.
And it’s just not – there is no equality there.”
“You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?”
I’m going bald.
I’m having a major problem with it.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired
“How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.”
Edward R. Nida
There’s one thing about baldness — its neat.
I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach.
“I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero
If Satan ever loses his hair, there’ll be hell toupee.
Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man.
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
“Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.”
They’re not gray hairs. They’re wisdom highlights.
Women’s liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she’s attractive to the opposite sex.
I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb.
I also know I’m not blonde.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Long on hair, short on brains.
“There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.”
Marcus Valerius Martial
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
We’re all born bald, baby.
There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof.
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if you’re bald.
Turn up your nose at redheads!
I pity your lack of taste.
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Better a bald head than none at all.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
There’s many a man has more hair than wit.
Getting away with going bald is an important life skill for men.
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
We’re all born bald, baby.
“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”
Toupee or not toupee that is the question
Not William Shakespeare
Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.
God is good….God is fair
To some, he gave brains, to others….hair !!!
Bald People Don’t Have Bad Hair Days
God made a few perfect heads…on the others he put hair !!
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.
“Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.”
Richelle E. Goodrich
“The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”
God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old,
singing the blues, you know?
It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside.
A selection of baldness quotes and hair loss quotes