A selection of humorous and insightful shaving quotes
Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? Albert Einstein
Winning is like shaving – you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.
A good lather is half the shave.
Being a great father is like shaving. – No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.
Living is like shaving, a slight distraction can leave a bloody scar.
Men who shave their arms and legs, Probably shave their vaginas as well.
Men with shaved heads are better, just ask my wife.
Nothing says I love you like a close shave.
A selection of humorous and insightful shaving quotes