Shaving Quotes

A selection of humorous and insightful shaving quotes

shaving quotes

Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’

 

shave quotes

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

 

Einstein shaving quote

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? Albert Einstein

 

shaving quotations

Winning is like shaving – you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. 

 

shave quotes
“Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.”

shaving quotes

A good lather is half the shave.

shaving quoes

Being a great father is like shaving. – No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

shave quotes

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.

 

 

A selection of humorous and insightful shaving quotes