Shaving Quotes

A selection of humorous and insightful shaving quotes

shaving quotes

Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’

 

shave quotes

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

 

Einstein shaving quote

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? Albert Einstein

 

shaving quotations

Winning is like shaving – you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. 

 

shave quotes
“Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.”

shaving quotes

A good lather is half the shave.

shaving quoes

Being a great father is like shaving. – No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

shave quotes

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.

living is like shaving

Living is like shaving, a slight distraction can leave a bloody scar.

men who shave their arms and legs

Men who shave their arms and legs, Probably shave their vaginas as well.

Men with shaved heads are better, just ask my wife.

Men with shaved heads are better, just ask my wife.

Nothing says I love you like a close shave.

Nothing says I love you like a close shave.

A selection of humorous and insightful shaving quotes