Hair Loss Quotes

 

You can't always expect to have a good hair day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can’t always expect to have a good hair day.

 

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.” ― P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves! hair loss quotes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”

P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes. Anita Loos hair loss quotes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gentlemen prefer blondes… but gentlemen marry brunettes.

Anita Loos

How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? - hair loss quotes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How can I control my life when I can’t control my hair? 

Anon

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. Wodehouse

Some people assume I'm bald but it's just I prefer a very large centre parting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some people assume I’m bald but it’s just I prefer a very large centre parting.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. 

Steve Martin

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth. - Anonymous

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

Anon

I don't call it baldness, I consider it a cure for dandruff. Anon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t call it baldness, I consider it a cure for dandruff.

Anon

Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he’s got it all.

James Brown

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. Brian Clough

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair.

Brian Clough

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. Raymond Chandler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a blonde.  A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

Raymond Chandler

Here we have a baby.It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here we have a baby.

It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

Eugene Field

This is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is California.  Blondes are like the state flower or something.

From the television show Beverly Hills 90210

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. - Dennis Franz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol.

It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

Dennis Franz

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball! - James Taylor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball!

James Taylor

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts” ― Jim Morrison

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”

Jim Morrison

The hair is the richest ornament of women. Martin Luther

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The hair is the richest ornament of women.

Martin Luther

“You do not lament the loss of hair of one who has been beheaded.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“You do not lament the loss of hair of one who has been beheaded.”

Joseph Stalin

The good lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs growing hair that’s up to them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste their growing hair that’s up to them.

John Glenn, astronaut

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By common consent, gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy.

George Bancroft

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