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Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

 

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The cause of baldness in a man is due to dryness of the brain and its shrinking from the skull.

Samuel Johnson

 

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It’s not phony. It’s real hair. Of course, it’s not mine, but it’s real.

John Wayne

 

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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

Marcus Valerius Martial

 

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The greater the hair loss, the greater the psychological cost.

Thomas Cash

 

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A bald-headed man is seldom found in an insane asylum.

Literary Digest

 

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I’m not going bald, I’m just getting more head.

 

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness

Gail Porter

 

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library

Lily Tomlin

 

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Better a bald head than no head at all.

 

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Baldness is for women’s crutches, not men’s heads.

Quagmire – Family Guy

 

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I have shaved my head, my flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.

David Ginola

 

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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald

 

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Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man

 

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Short of spending 10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald

Jennifer Coolidge

 

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What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

Alan Carr

 

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“That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”

Karl Pilkington

 

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“You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates.”

Joe Sakic

 

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“I’m not recognized that much. I’m just a bald man in glasses and there’s a rash of them in Dublin. It’d be different if I had a Mohican.”

Roddy Doyle

 

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That car still turns heads. It got a lot of people to listen to a bald-headed old man.

Dan Larson

 

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I have learned my lesson. If this was God’s way of telling me that he wants me to go bald, I get the message.

Zach Lund

 

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Sometime in the future, I think baldness will be a choice rather than something you have to suffer. Any bald people will have chosen to be bald.

Paul Kemp

 

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I’m not bald… I’m just taller than my hair.

Clive Anderson

 

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He makes fuzz come out of my bald patch!

Charles Lindbergh

 

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I’d rather be bald than be labeled a cheat.

Zach Lund

 

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He’s the kind of guy that when he dies, he’s going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

Marlon Brando

 

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There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine

Logan P Smith

 

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Look  Almost all of us are bald.

Steve Fries

 

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You can not pick a bald chicken

Dutch Proverb

 

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A bad haircut is two people’s shame

Danish Proverb

 

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There’s no question about it – hair-loss syndrome is still a problem

Doug Cottam

 

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I like to call it ‘active hair loss’ instead of ‘passive hair loss.

Todd Greene

 

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There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

Logan P. Smith

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“I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t.

And it’s just not – there is no equality there.”

Connie Chung

 

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“You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?”

Julio Iglesias

 

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I’m going bald.

I’m having a major problem with it.

Gedde Watanabe

 

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Women love a self-confident bald man.

Larry David

 

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Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired

Mackenzie Astin

 

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“How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.”

Edward R. Nida

 

Baldness quotes - There's one thing about baldness -- its neat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s one thing about baldness — its neat.

Don Herold

 

Baldness Quotes - I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. Dolly Parton

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach.

Dolly Parton

Baldness Quotes - “I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair.”

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness." — Marcus Tullius Cicero

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”

Marcus Tullius Cicero

If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Satan ever loses his hair, there’ll be hell toupee.

Anonymous

Gray hair is a blessing - ask any bald man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man.

Author Unknown

If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

Steven Wright

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

Anita Loos

"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.”

Don Hirschberg

They're not gray hairs. They're wisdom highlights.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They’re not gray hairs. They’re wisdom highlights.

Anon

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex. Earl Wilson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Women’s liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she’s attractive to the opposite sex.

Earl Wilson

I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. ~Dolly Parton

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb.

I also know I’m not blonde.

Dolly Parton

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Sam Ewing

 When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. Mark Twain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Mark Twain

Long on hair, short on brains. French Proverb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Long on hair, short on brains.

French Proverb

“There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.” ―Marcus Valerius Martial

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.”

Marcus Valerius Martial

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Mae West

We're all born bald, baby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’re all born bald, baby.

Telly Savalas
There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof. American Proverb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof.

American Proverb

Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom. Greek Proverb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.

Greek  Proverb

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if you’re bald.

Evan Esar

Turn up your nose at red heads! What ignorance! I pity your lack of taste. Mark Twain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turn up your nose at redheads!

What ignorance!

I pity your lack of taste.

Mark Twain

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking. Julius Caesar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.

Julius Caesar

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Proverb

Better a bald head than none at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Better a bald head than none at all.

Austin O’Malley

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. ~Oliver Herford

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

Oliver Herford

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom. Menander

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.

Menander

There's many a man has more hair than wit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

William Shakespeare

Getting away with going bald is an important life skill for men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting away with going bald is an important life skill for men.

Anon

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.” ―Matthew Arnold

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

Matthew Arnold

 We're all born bald, baby. Telly Savalas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’re all born bald, baby.

Telly Savalas

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.” ― Dolly Parton

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”

Dolly Parton

toupee or not toupee that is the question

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Toupee or not toupee that is the question

Not William Shakespeare

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human. Bruce Willis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.

Bruce Willis

Bald all over? You think you’re sexy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bald in front? You’re sexy!
Bald in back? You’re a thinker!
Bald all over? You think you’re sexy !!
God is fair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God is good….God is fair

To some, he gave brains, to others….hair !!!

Bald People Don’t Have Bad Hair Days

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bald People Don’t Have Bad Hair Days

God made a few perfect heads…on the others he put hair !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God made a few perfect heads…on the others he put hair !!

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. LARRY DAVID

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.

Larry David

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. - Johnny Vegas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Johnny Vegas

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. - Elayne Boosler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Elayne Boosler

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee. Jason Alexander

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Jason Alexander

“Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.” Richelle E. Goodrich

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.”

Richelle E. Goodrich

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“The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”

Helen Rowland

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God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old,
singing the blues, you know?

Joe Cocker

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It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside.

Garry Shandling

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