Baldness quotes and hair loss quotes
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald
The cause of baldness in a man is due to dryness of the brain and its shrinking from the skull.
Samuel Johnson
It’s not phony. It’s real hair. Of course, it’s not mine, but it’s real.
John Wayne
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
Marcus Valerius Martial
The greater the hair loss, the greater the psychological cost.
Thomas Cash
A bald-headed man is seldom found in an insane asylum.
Literary Digest
I’m not going bald, I’m just getting more head.
The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness
Gail Porter
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library
Lily Tomlin
Better a bald head than no head at all.
Baldness is for women’s crutches, not men’s heads.
Quagmire – Family Guy
I have shaved my head, my flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.
David Ginola
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald
Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man
Short of spending 10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald
Jennifer Coolidge
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
Alan Carr
“That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”
Karl Pilkington
“You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates.”
Joe Sakic
“I’m not recognized that much. I’m just a bald man in glasses and there’s a rash of them in Dublin. It’d be different if I had a Mohican.”
Roddy Doyle
That car still turns heads. It got a lot of people to listen to a bald-headed old man.
Dan Larson
I have learned my lesson. If this was God’s way of telling me that he wants me to go bald, I get the message.
Zach Lund
Sometime in the future, I think baldness will be a choice rather than something you have to suffer. Any bald people will have chosen to be bald.
Paul Kemp
I’m not bald… I’m just taller than my hair.
Clive Anderson
He makes fuzz come out of my bald patch!
Charles Lindbergh
I’d rather be bald than be labeled a cheat.
Zach Lund
He’s the kind of guy that when he dies, he’s going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
Marlon Brando
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine
Logan P Smith
Look Almost all of us are bald.
Steve Fries
You can not pick a bald chicken
Dutch Proverb
A bad haircut is two people’s shame
Danish Proverb
There’s no question about it – hair-loss syndrome is still a problem
Doug Cottam
I like to call it ‘active hair loss’ instead of ‘passive hair loss.
Todd Greene
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
Logan P. Smith
“I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t.
And it’s just not – there is no equality there.”
Connie Chung
“You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?”
Julio Iglesias
I’m going bald.
I’m having a major problem with it.
Gedde Watanabe
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Larry David
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired
Mackenzie Astin
“How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.”
Edward R. Nida
There’s one thing about baldness — its neat.
Don Herold
I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach.
Dolly Parton
“I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero
If Satan ever loses his hair, there’ll be hell toupee.
Anonymous
Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man.
Author Unknown
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Steven Wright
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Anita Loos
“Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.”
Don Hirschberg
They’re not gray hairs. They’re wisdom highlights.
Anon
Women’s liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she’s attractive to the opposite sex.
Earl Wilson
I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb.
I also know I’m not blonde.
Dolly Parton
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Mark Twain
Long on hair, short on brains.
French Proverb
“There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.”
Marcus Valerius Martial
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West
We’re all born bald, baby.
Telly Savalas
There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof.
American Proverb
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
Greek Proverb
Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if you’re bald.
Evan Esar
Turn up your nose at redheads!
What ignorance!
I pity your lack of taste.
Mark Twain
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Julius Caesar
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Better a bald head than none at all.
Austin O’Malley
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
Oliver Herford
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Menander
There’s many a man has more hair than wit.
William Shakespeare
Getting away with going bald is an important life skill for men.
Anon
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Matthew Arnold
We’re all born bald, baby.
Telly Savalas
“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”
Dolly Parton
Toupee or not toupee that is the question
Not William Shakespeare
Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.
Bruce Willis
Bald in front? You’re sexy!
Bald in back? You’re a thinker!
Bald all over? You think you’re sexy !!
God is good….God is fair
To some, he gave brains, to others….hair !!!
Bald People Don’t Have Bad Hair Days
God made a few perfect heads…on the others he put hair !!
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
Larry David
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Johnny Vegas
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler
I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.
Jason Alexander
“Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.”
Richelle E. Goodrich
“The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”
Helen Rowland
God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old,
singing the blues, you know?
Joe Cocker
It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside.
Garry Shandling
A selection of baldness quotes and hair loss quotes
